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20_03_05, 05:32 PM
You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.- 1
You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.- 2
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.- 3
You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.- 4
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they- 5
don't have e-mail addresses.
When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the -6
phone in a business manner.
When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to -7
get an outside line.
You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three- 8
different companies.
You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.- 10
Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.-11
- Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get -12
long-service awards.
AND...
You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.- 13
.
As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your -14
friends.
You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,- 15
except to send you jokes from the net.
. You are too busy to notice there was no #9. -16
You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9. -17
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends... you know you want to
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You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.- 2
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.- 3
You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.- 4
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they- 5
don't have e-mail addresses.
When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the -6
phone in a business manner.
When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to -7
get an outside line.
You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three- 8
different companies.
You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.- 10
Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.-11
- Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get -12
long-service awards.
AND...
You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.- 13
.
As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your -14
friends.
You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,- 15
except to send you jokes from the net.
. You are too busy to notice there was no #9. -16
You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9. -17
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends... you know you want to
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