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28_07_05, 11:23 PM
Some meaningful definitions (according to the dictionary of life...)
Father: A banker provided by nature.
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Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Rumor: News that travels at the speed of sound.
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Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
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College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
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Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
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Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
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Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's.
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Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
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Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
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Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.
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Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY
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Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us.... except that he got caught.
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Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after.
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Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
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Father: A banker provided by nature.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Rumor: News that travels at the speed of sound.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
~ ! ~ ^_^ ~ i ~
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY
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Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us.... except that he got caught.
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Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after.
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Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
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