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26_02_06, 09:08 PM
Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example. Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.
2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".
3) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out
5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"
2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".
3) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out
5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"