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26_12_04, 01:33 AM
You think the flea market is a cool place to hang out
Your cousin is your brother-in-law
Uncle dances at beheading of lamb
Wife is worth her weight in gold (literally)
Claim Dillard's, but shop at Swap Meet
Family brings tabla to your High School graduation
You claim you can spot another arab a mile away
You are runner up in annual family hairy chest contest
Soccer games take ten minutes, soccer disputes last forty minutes
You and all your friends racing to see who becomes first doctor in family
You show all your friends where the middle east is on a globe
Sister is your personal maid
Mother is personal cook
You translate at Parent-Teacher meetings
Blame world problems on Jewish
You are from the middle east
Your cousin is your brother-in-law
Uncle dances at beheading of lamb
Wife is worth her weight in gold (literally)
Claim Dillard's, but shop at Swap Meet
Family brings tabla to your High School graduation
You claim you can spot another arab a mile away
You are runner up in annual family hairy chest contest
Soccer games take ten minutes, soccer disputes last forty minutes
You and all your friends racing to see who becomes first doctor in family
You show all your friends where the middle east is on a globe
Sister is your personal maid
Mother is personal cook
You translate at Parent-Teacher meetings
Blame world problems on Jewish
You are from the middle east